Maybe don't take club suggestions from your waiter. Just sayin'.

So six of us went to dinner at Samar Friday night for restaurant week. It was a very cool vibe, and the food was pretty good. But we ate at 6:30, so by the time we were finished it was still only like 8:30. Trying to figure out where to go, we asked our very kind waiter (Michael?). He suggested Teddy's. I looked at him in awe: "The BURLESQUE club?!" He assured us that guys would be there (um, yeah - ogling the scantily clad dancers...), and without having to do much more convincing than that, off we went. We marched up to the door, feeling super confident and cute (which could have been due to the wine at dinner)...and tried to open the door and it was locked. Yes, folks, the place wasn't open yet. We were those girls who were there TOO EARLY. Oh the humanity. We quickly back-pedaled and swung through Nick & Sam's before ending up at the Stoneleigh P. Which brought back fond memories from high school, I assure you.
And nary a burlesque dancer in sight.