some proof i could suck as a mom someday

1. Checked my fridge on saturday to get something to eat. the contents included: champagne, beer, wine, water, DDP, parmesan cheese, fat-free ranch dressing, and milk. At least there was milk. Not that there was anything to put the milk ON...

so I went to the store. made myself a salad. and

2. Proceeded to get apparent food poisoning from something I made MYSELF. None of this "I got it from the fish tacos at Manny's" - no, I was somehow able to poison myself.

Bring on the kiddies!