Sir Isaac would be proud.

Randomly had a craving for Fig Newtons the other day. Probably haven't eaten a Fig Newton since the 80s, so not sure where that came from. And they were as tasty as I remember. I kept thinking of the commercial with the little British kid: "It's not a cookie, mother - it's fruit and cake!"

Was regaling this interesting (or not) story to my co-worker, and she asked, "What's in those? Prunes?" And I said, "Well, I think it's figs..." And a light went off as she burst out laughing. You know, because it's in the name...