So much for that Starbucks endorsement deal.

My mind is blown. The lyrics of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" are not at all what I imagined.

What I heard: "All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane..." which makes no sense, but it sure is a nice plug for the coffee mecca.

The actual lyrics: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane..." which makes much more sense, but I can't believe I got this so wrong. Although I know I'm not alone. You lonely Starbucks lovers know what I'm talking about. #ventidrip