Sisqo would be proud.

Grabbed a sweatshirt out of the dryer this morning to go walk the dog, and when we got back up I saw something lying in the middle of the hall in front of my door. Realized with horror that it was a (thankfully clean) thong that had apparently been stuck to the sweatshirt. Thank god it was 5am and I doubt anyone saw it. Still - a mortifying way to start the day.