Turn around, bright eyes (no, literally)

At last check this little guy was breech. He still has time to turn, but I'm getting worried that he won't. Not that I would mind having a C-section - it's just the recovery with an infant and a toddler that has me a bit nervous. Not being able to pick either one of them up for 6 weeks?? Next to impossible. So in the meantime I've been researching ways to get him to flip. Some are fairly hilarious:

• Freeze him out. Put an icepack on the top of my stomach to force him to move away from it
• Have a party "down below" - shine a flashlight and play music to get him attracted and want to check it out (this one is my fave. thinking strobe lights and Kesha)
• Pelvic thrusts/tilts - fine, but it's not easy when your stomach is so enormous
• Draw a large directional arrow pointing down, so he might see it and head that way (kidding)

I worry that he isn't that bright if he can't figure out where the exit is, but I guess it will all work out okay. Right???