Friday, October 31, 2014
Sidebar: google "no eyebrows." Why are there 1000 images of celebrities without eyebrows?!
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
|1.||"Together Again"||Janet Jackson||5:01|
|2.||"As Long as You Love Me"||Backstreet Boys||3:32|
|4.||"Flagpole Sitta"||Harvey Danger||3:35|
|5.||"Say You'll Be There"||Spice Girls||3:56|
|6.||"All My Life"||K-Ci & JoJo||5:31|
|7.||"Never Ever" (Single Edit)||All Saints||4:46|
|8.||"If You Could Only See"||Tonic||4:21|
|10.||"Zoot Suit Riot"||Cherry Poppin' Daddies||3:53|
|11.||"Shorty (You Keep Playin' with My Mind)"||Imajin||4:54|
|15.||"I Will Buy You a New Life"||Everclear||3:58|
|16.||"Fly Away"||Lenny Kravitz||3:41|
|17.||"Sex & Candy"||Marcy Playground||2:52|
Ohhhh Barbie Girl. That was my JAM in college. And K-Ci and JoJo? YES. Wonder if anyone out there has all 52 of these. That would be equally impressive and sad.
PS Headed to Seattle for a conference, so will blog again Friday!
Monday, October 27, 2014
2. "O-B-K-B" (the way Cliff talks after going to the dentist)
With a special honorable mention for Cockroach, the second-best named best friend on 80s TV (after Boner, of course.)
Friday, October 24, 2014
And the latest, Welcome to New York? Well it might just be the catchiest thing I have ever heard. Can't. Stop. Playing. It.
Add that to the fact that her cats are named Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson, and I might be a little obsessed.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Friday, October 17, 2014
A co-worker suggested I try a new dating site, Farmers Only. All you need to do it watch the commercial to understand why I started giggling uncontrollably. I actually did go on the site to browse, and that set off another fit of giggles. Like 1 out of 100 lived in Dallas (no big surprise, given the site's motto), and most were over 60. Soooo probably not a fit for this city slicker.
Which of course then reminds me of Norman:
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I also have become that person who turns away when she poops, to give her some semblance of privacy. Is that weird? (I know, yes.) Next thing you know, I'll be buying her Halloween costumes. Oh, wait...
Monday, October 13, 2014
That's right, folks - I wore a helmet. For slo-pitch softball. And then after hitting, I noticed that no one else out there was wearing one (except for a five-year-old kid). What the hell, people - I'm the last one to wear a helmet skiing (and went into that kicking and screaming), but the only jackass wearing a helmet when huge balls are flying around? (that's what she said, I know.)
So I begrudgingly took it over and went helmet-free the rest of the time. I'm sure my date was happy.
Friday, October 10, 2014
Thursday, October 9, 2014
I admit it: I am guilty of watching Blossom reruns on TV. They've been on lately, and I got curious. Didn't remember much about it from the early 90s. What I learned? Aside from the ridiculous amount of hats and Joey "whoa's," there isn't much there. (Shocking, I know.) Most episodes are "A Very Special Blossom," which really doesn't happen anymore. Maybe because there aren't that many sitcoms taped in front a live audience anymore. But seriously. Must we deal with eating disorders/drunk driving/theft/addiction in a 23-minute show that somehow wraps up nicely by the end credits? Bizarre. If we're going to go there, give me 90210 any day of the week. #whoa
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Clever, no? I thought so - until another captain came into my office telling me how horrible the posters were, and how little time did I spend on them?! WTMF, dude. It's a stupid bowling tournament. Who CARES about the posters. (Plus, I think they're cute!)
Just for that, I'm sticking him and his team way off by themselves in no man's land - the private lane area of the bowling alley. Because not only am I a team captain, I'm in charge of the Whole. Damn. Tournament. (That was very Hair Club for Men, wasn't it? "I'm not just the president - I'm also a client.")
Monday, October 6, 2014
Saw this movie yesterday and I am semi-obsessed with Rosamund Pike's hair. That plus the brief Ben Affleck full-frontal, and this movie gets two thumbs up from me. #easilyamused
Friday, October 3, 2014
At least I don't ask "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" But I might start.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
So my 90-year-old grandmother is concerned about Ebola being in Texas, and has apparently come up with a plan: I am to grab 15 dresses and my dog and drive to Oklahoma before they "close the border" (?!), and my brother and his wife (who live in Austin) are to drive down to Mexico. I am then to continue on to Colorado to stay with my grandmother, and I guess my poor brother is just supposed to fend for himself south of the border. Buena suerte. #nanaFTW