(Famous) Kids today. Sigh.

Two separate stories caught my eye - and then made me ROLL my eye:

 Sweet lil Amanda Bynes was charged on Tuesday with a DUI, and then took her case directly to the White House.


"I don't drink," she tweeted to the Barack Obama presidential campaign. "Please fire the cop who arrested me."

 Sure - because tweeting the president doesn't make you sound drunk at ALL.

And Miley Cyrus is engaged, y'all! She's all of 19 - but then again, her dad IS Billy Ray Cyrus. Anyone want to place bets on if she walks down the aisle in denim cutoff shorts?