She must be a yankee. Southern dogs wouldn't act this way.

Obviously my phone doesn't ring enough. Now whenever it does, my dog starts barking because she knows it's the concierge calling to tell me I have a visitor. And she doesn't like visitors, so she barks at them. But this whole pre-barking, I-know-someone-is-coming-inside-and-I-don't-like-it thing, is new. Jesus. I have not raised the best hostess. #sorry