I could do well in Europe.

Not trying to brag (well maybe just a little bit), but I think the guys in Europe like me more than the guys in America. Or at least the ones who work in airports over there:

• When we arrived in Athens, the customs guy (the one who likes Donald Trump) was totally flirting with me and escorted me to my mom (who he had also helped).

• Then the guy working the security screening in the Athens airport beckoned me to get into his line, and after I went through, he yelled out "you're beautiful!"

• And there was a nice one-armed man in the London customs area who let my mom and I go into the fast check line, skipping in front of about 100 people.

Just saying. There's always Europe...