And cue itchiness

Guy just came into my office with dessert, trying to bribe me into giving him tickets to some event at the AAC this weekend. I told him he should talk to my co-worker, as she is the actual holder of the tickets, and he said "oh, she doesn't want to see me - she's pregnant and I had chicken pox for the second time!" I was like, "uh, I'M PREGNANT TOO." So thanks for all of that.