Does room service play fetch?

Dropped Charlie off at Camp Bow Wow this morning. Yes, Camp Bow Wow. It exists. I want to keep her there when I go to NYC in two weeks, but before they let you board your dog, you have to leave the dog there all day to see how she does. (Please god don't let her growl or bite anyone.)

When investigating doggie day care, I was amazed by how fancypants some of these places are.

Amenities include:

plush bedding in the suites

plenty of toys

spacious rooms and suites available

automatic water systems in each room

live streaming video to watch your pet at play

group or private play time

ice cream treat before bed

swimming pool for dogs

on-call veterinary services

on-site live-ins

outdoor pet walks

turn-down service including tummy rub

blow-outs

facials (?!)

Wonder if they'd let ME crash there for a weekend?