Now THAT'S bedside manner

So I have to go to two doctors a month - high-risk and regular. Today I was at the high-risk (everything looks great - baby weighs almost 2 pounds!), and the doctor is just the nicest. He makes you feel like a total superstar, even when you have nothing to do with it. Examples:

"Your cervix is perfection." (thank you?)
"Amazing amount of amniotic fluid." (again, thank you?)
"Wonderful placenta." (alrighty)
"All around A+." (YES)

I mean. A girl could get used to this.