I demand a reprint

So there's this book called Eat Play Sleep, which recommends putting your baby on a schedule (of eating, playing and sleeping), and I was eagerly on board. However, Georgie's schedule seems to be a bit different. More like Eat, Cry, Cry, Eat,  Cry, Play, Eat, Cry, Cry, Play, Eat, Sleep. Could we revise the title to reflect this? #sheneversleeps #soneitherdoi