Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Bachelorette recap: Blood sweat and tears

The episode was interrupted by the damn Trump-Kim "summit," so I didn't even know what happened at the end. #thankstrump

But moving on, it was a very hazardous episode, with two guys getting sent to the hospital (David for falling out of the top bunk onto his face, and Clay for breaking his wrist playing football).

For the third week in a row, I reiterate the MALE MODEL MUST GO. And now we know he has matched with 4,000 women (maybe people? did anyone catch his red manicure?) on Tinder. Kudos, bro.

Colton finally gets back into Becca's good graces after Tia shows up and explains they really only kissed, and he snags the group date rose. Richard Marx shows up for the one-on-one date (so does Chris, who reminds me of Danny in NKOTB - not a compliment), and they write embarrassing song lyrics for each other that RM sings (I fast-forwarded through because I was so uncomfortable), and Chris got the rose. And then they danced while Marx sang "Right Here Waiting." Cue 7th grade slow dances!

The last group date was a football game, and poor Clay (who actually plays football for a LIVING) ended up making the final play of the game to tie it up and broke his wrist in the process. He came back in time to get the group date rose, but the next day gave it back and left the show upon learning he needed surgery. If he loses his football career over some stupid reality show, I will be so sad.

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