Bachelorette recap: boy bye

THANK GOD the male model is gone! As is his archenemy David, who was left alone in the desert, and John - who possibly created Venmo? Can anyone confirm? She clearly likes Colton and Blake, who admits he is falling in love with her (and means it - ooh snap Jean Blanc!), but has some issues with boy band wannabe Chris, who pouts because he doesn't get any alone time on the group date and threatens to walk. (insert eye roll emoji)

The dates were weird this week - riding camels in the (Vegas) desert, composing lyrics to Danke Shoen in front of a very plastic-looking Wayne Newton, and the dreaded two-on-one that ended up being one (Becca).

And before the rose ceremony, Chris loses it when Becca looks at him with "disgust" and nearly comes to blows with poor dapper Wills, who lets him interrupt for two minutes but then calmly returns and won't give Chris any more time. Guess the producers want to milk this one a bit longer, because Chris gets to stick around for another week. (insert eye roll emoji)

And of course they announced the cast for the next Bachelor in Paradise, and freaking MALE MODEL gets to go. Assuming he will be bringing the gold underwear...(insert eye roll emoji)