Bachelor in Paradise: the white elephant in the room

Yes, someone said "white elephant in the room" last night. No, that's not a thing. It's white elephant. And elephant in the room. Come on people.

Colton is shaping up to be a virgin villain, and I'm proud of Tia for standing up for herself (sort of).

David tries to screw with Jordan once again, but somehow this Annaliese chick likes him. (Has she seen the golden undies, though??)

Poor Wills gets sent home - I'm hoping this means a shot at being the next Bachelor??

And for the love of god, get Wells and Yuki their own show. The whole "tropical" discussion was the best thing I've seen in a long time.