Milk musings

1. I have so much frozen breast milk in the freezer that my mom said she's going to have to start putting it on her breakfast cereal. Make that "breastfast" cereal. (she is kidding, of course)

2. Went on a date Saturday night. It was actually fun, until he drove me back to my car and I leaked all over his car. Y'all. Seriously. He had to get a t-shirt out of the back seat to mop it up. Amazingly, I did hear from him again. But I am so mortified I'm not sure I will be able to go out on another date. (Not that he has asked)

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