You know you're getting old when your mom gives you plastic surgery for Christmas

...okay, not really. But I am going to a plastic surgeon today to get my earring holes stitched up - Merry Christmas from mom! Somehow the holes got all stretched out and they look terrible (plus, statement earrings are impossible to wear - the horror!), so hopefully this procedure will allow me to get them re-pierced (does Claire's Boutique still exist??) and bring on the giant lobe-busters.

Maybe I'll ask for some Botox while I'm in there. Merry Christmas from ME.