Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Sean is very frustrated; Tierra is just "fustrated."

Seriously - does she not know how to pronounce that word. And Sean must have said it five times in two minutes. Serenity now!

The 11 remaining ladies are going around the world with Sean, starting with exotic...Montana. (Although I will admit it DOES look lovely. Whatever.) Sean being the outdoorsman that he is, wants to get these divas out of their comfort zone. Just like he did to Selma in the desert. Sigh.

The first one-on-one date goes to Lindsay. I don't get their chemistry, but I guess it's there, as she gets a rose and an embarrassing "private" concert in town square along with the entire town of Whitefish, Montana.

The group date is next, leaving Tierra versus Jackie for the two-on-one date. Which for some reason excites Tierra to no end. Mmmm-kay. The group date girls are divided into two teams of plaid shirts - red and blue - and must compete in a ridiculous mountain man challenge to win more time with Sean. Canoes. Hay bales. Using one of those crazy two-man saws (no clue what the actual tool is called - you should be lucky I came up with "saw"). Milking a goat. And finally, chugging the glass of fresh goat milk. (ew) The red team emerges victorious, after Dez guzzles the milk like a champ, and rejoice in their bonus night with the Bachelor.

But wait - Sean feels guilty and brings the blue team back. Oooooooh. The red team is NOT amused by this at all. Kind of agree with them - they won fair and (plaid) squares. Freaking Sean and his conscious. I should also note that someone ELSE made an appearance - Tierra. Seriously. This girl is INSANE. But Sean smooches her and tells her their date will be great. Sigh. Then Daniela starts crying because it's "just so emotional" and gets the rose. Apparently Sean has a soft spot for crying girls and likes to pacify them by giving out roses. Good to know.

The two-on-one date looms with a card from Chris Harrison that reads "two women, one rose - one stays, one goes." Nice rhyming. Tierra gives some devilish grins and crazypants cackles to the camera, knowing she has this in the bag. Poor Jackie is stuck on a slow horse during the horseback ride, so gets no time with Sean. And when she finally gets it, she talks smack about Tierra. This is the kiss of death on the Bachelor. Guys don't like that. Tierra adds a hail mary about a guy that died, and she seals the deal. Rose. Boo. Jackie is very upset in the limo home, but I don't feel that bad for her - homegirl is 25. Come talk to me when you're 35.

At the rose ceremony, it's getting intense - Tierra sucks and everyone (but Sean) knows it. So they tell him. And he wants specifics. But no one will give him any. He walks past Tierra yelling at Robyn and starts to second-guess his decision to give her a rose. He is frustrated, dammit. Sooooo frustrated. He even pulls Tierra aside to find out what the deal is, but she pulls a "I don't KNOW why they're so mean to me! Maybe they see the connection we have? Sniff..." and she's back in the safe zone. Robyn, however, is given the boot. I was hoping she would give him the honest truth about Tierra as she got into the rejection limo, but no.

Looks like more "fustrating" Tierra drama tonight - to be continued...

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