Overheard at the sports bar

The UNC-Duke game Saturday night was kind of a nightmare. At least, it was a nightmare if you were a Carolina fan. But even amid terrible basketball, there were some amazing quotes from the (all-UNC, save for one poor table of Dookies) crowd:

"Hey! We're on a 4-0 run!"
"Was that Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick?"
"I'm so glad we can't hear Vitale."
"Let's stop watching. What have YOU been up to?"

Towards the end, it turned ugly:

"I'm never watching basketball again."
"I'm going to kill myself."

Ah, sports.