Buttoned-up

It all started with the Staples "That was easy" button. I got it for Christmas a few years ago and it still comes in handy almost every day at work. But I wanted more. More loud buttons. I now have "That's what she said" and "WTF," both of which ALSO get used almost daily. I really want to collect them all ("No!" "BS Detector" "STFU" etc.), with the eventual goal of never having to actually speak again. Just hit various buttons. #whenwilltheymakeanamazeballsone