And the Bachelorette is...

Kaitlyn! Don't think this was a very well-kept secret, but there it is. Britt left in tears, crying so much I couldn't make out what she was saying in the limo. But lucky for Britt, all was not lost - Brady left voluntarily to "follow his heart" - bold move after meeting her about an hour ago, but such is how this show goes.

Kaitlyn, super-psyched to be "your Bachelorette" (as if she's been crowned Miss America or something), makes out with cupcake car guy and Shawn, who looks a little like Ryan Gosling if you squint. I guess she did, because she gave Shawn the first impression rose.  She should have given him the metal rose the welder made for her, but I guess that would have been rude.

Who goes home (besides Britt and Brady: the carPOOL guy, the stripper (thank god), and two dudes I don't know (although apparently named David and Shawn W because I looked it up).

Really a pretty tame episode, until they showed upcoming scenes from this season. Nick V returns and seems to have chemistry with Kaitlyn (i.e. they make out a lot), and then Kaitlyn seems to have something else with a contestant, and decides to confess to the rest of the guys that they slept together. Let the slut-shaming begin! Girrrrrrl.