Because any day you can quote a Corey Haim movie is a good day.

I have to go to the DMV to get a new license, both to reflect my new address and to destroy any remaining evidence of the Summer of Bangs. (Seriously - worst driver's license photo EVER.)
And every time I go to the DMV, I think of the scene in License to Drive where the crazy red-headed lady snatches up Corey Haim's license and says, "The Lord giveth and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicles." (sidebar: this was rated PG-13, which proves my theory that movie ratings in the 80s were much less strict than they are today.)

And now I really want to watch License to Drive. #thecoreys