Put that in your pipe and toast it

I just learned that there are 22 Pop-tart flavors. 22???!!! Good grief. Strawberry was just fine when I was growing up, thank you very much.  However, I will admit that gingerbread sounds good. As does brown sugar cinnamon. But confetti cupcake, frosted smores and chocolate chip cookie dough make my teeth ache just thinking about the sugar overload. Man I'm old.