RHOD-iculous

Of course I watched Real Housewives of Dallas last night, and of course it was tragic. A few thoughts:


Holy botox, ladies. You don't have to look surprised all the time...
Irving (aka Las Colinas) is not Dallas.
No one says "Jesus juice." Except for these ladies, apparently.
Sorry Plano, but that WAS a good dis. ("it's getting very Plano in here.")
I never got a DIFFA swag bag either.
That "charity event" seemed pretty sad.
We may have our first carny housewife.


It was a complete waste of my time, but sadly I will be watching next week.