Happy House-iversary!

(This may be my only anniversary, so just let me have my moment.) I have lived in my house for almost a year. Hard to believe - it flew by. (Plus, the house is still standing, which is also hard to believe.) I have learned a lot this year, including:

• How to use a lawnmower
• How to use a caulk gun
• What is grass and what is a weed
• Minimal gardening/hedge trimming
• How to use a drill
• How to put down linoleum flooring
• How to hang my own Christmas lights

There's still a lot to learn, but I'm pretty proud of myself. I mean hell - I haven't had to call the police or fire department yet. (Emphasis on "yet.")