Bachelorette recap: The Chad Tells All

Yes, I know it's The Men Tell All. But it was such a boring two-hour Chad-fest that I really don't have much to add here. The gist:


All the dudes are on stage except Chad, because he gets to make a special entrance. Why ABC continues to give this guy attention for being a total douche is beyond me. But back to the guys - thankfully Nick S is in normal clothes, not a Santa suit, but the Chinese-Scotsman is wearing the kilt again. For a second I thought someone was cold and had a plaid blanket over their legs. Wrong.


Chad comes in and takes a seat in the hot seat. He regrets nothing and thinks the other guys are a dumb frat and he was the only one to see things as they really were. After a slo-mo replay of the scene where he ripped Evan's shirt, it did seem like Evan lightly pushed him. Methinks Chad played it up a bit more than it actually needed to be ("I almost fell down!"), but that's just Chad being Chad.


Luke was up next, and seemed genuinely heartbroken about what happened with JoJo. When she came out later, he asked if he had said the L word earlier, would it have kept him around? She hemmed and hawed but eventually it sounded like yes, yes it would have.


Last in the hot seat was Chase, who admitted he still had love for JoJo, and wondered why would she invite him to the fantasy suite just to break up with him. (Valid point.) She told him none of it was pre-meditated and she just went with her gut reaction, hoping dumping him in the evening would be better than dumping him the morning after (valid point). Still think it's Chase or Luke for the next Bachelor, and either one is AOK in my book.


The best part for me unfortunately came from Chad, who told JoJo he wished her luck on her romantic endeavors, since Robby clearly broke up with his girlfriend to go on the show and Jordan was a cheater and liar who couldn't even get along with his brother. Oooooh burn. JoJo, retorted "why give him attention? That's what he wants. I won't dignify that with a response." Meaning she didn't have one.


So basically the sun rises and sets with Chad, who we are still not rid of, as he will appear on Bachelor in Paradise. For the love of god. And to those people in the audience with "Chadchelor" t-shirts on? I wouldn't hold your breath.