Buffy? Mitzy? Let's meet at the club.

There's a country club right behind my house, and it turns out if you don't need the golf part of the membership, it's not that much to join. So I'm doing it. Or trying to do it - the application process is like getting into college! I need letters of recommendation. Pay stubs. A sponsor. A photo of myself. Honestly surprised there's no essay portion. Or maybe it's given out in the oral interview. Please pick me. I really want to use the pool.