Crotchety.

I have been worse and worse about catching up on Facebook. Frankly, it's exhausting - and nearly impossible - especially because I'm part of a bunch of those online garage sales and I feel like all I see are posts about stuff for sale. So I hope I haven't missed someone's important or super cute post because I'm just old and lazy. Instagram has become my jam, and not just because it rhymes. I find it much easier to get through and just happier in general. Still don't understand Snapchat (aside from the funny selfie filters), and can only handle Twitter like three times a week because it overwhelms me, so basically I am 900 years old.

Someone bring me my Blackberry. (And get off my lawn!)