Nope.

In another ridiculous dating story, I was chatting with another guy and told him I had a baby on my own. Poor dude then asked if I was asexual.

WHAT.

First of all, that's not what that means, man. I assume he meant hermaphrodite - like he literally thought I had the baby ON MY OWN. What in god's name.

Needless to say, there was no date.

#facepalmemoji