NOT a Bachelorette recap, but some general musings (because of course I'm watching)

Okay. Alabama Hannah. She's gorgeous and kinda quirky, but she's so young it bugs me. Alas. My top picks are Golfer Garrett and Pilot Peter (and not only because they happen to have alliteration-able jobs), but if she doesn't give Luke P the boot soon I might go Beast Mode on the whole thing. Bless her heart.