Pimp my ride. Please.

So I bought a new car earlier this month. It's brand new and had like 27 miles on it. However, it's fairly ghetto: it doesn't have power windows or locks. I honestly asked the salesman, "They still MAKE cars without power windows and locks??" Apparently some Jeep enthusiasts don't want them, as manual systems are more "tried and true" to Jeeps. That's all fine and good until I try to let someone in and have to reach across the seat like a doofus. I haven't had to manually roll down the window since my very first car back in 1993. (Ah, the Celica.) But strangely, this thing DOES have satellite radio. Because why not. #whatever #oldschool