The Bachelor at 20, aka 20 years of my life I'll never get back

Ah, the Bachelor recap/Jade and Tanner wedding. A few thoughts:

Where were the villains? Courtney, Vienna, Tierra...

I hope Ali looked back and realized how terrible her extensions looked.

British Bachelor who picked Lorenzo Lamas' daughter - totally forgot about that season.

Ashley S is pregnant. Please name it Mesa Verde.

Oh, Bob Guiney.

I miss Bachelor Pad.

Chris Harrison has the easiest job in America. Maybe the world.

And finally...SEAL?? Does he have nothing better to do??