Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Bachelor recap: spoilt

In a strange turn of events, the usually tight-lipped ABC confirmed that Rachel will be the next Bachelorette. The rub: she's still on the show as a contestant. Interesting.

In Bimini, Nick pulls himself together and decides to forge on with the show (um, duh). He bonds with Vanessa on their one-on-one date and rubs SPF on Kristina, Corinne and Raven on the group date. Corinne is pissed to be on a group date - she's already thinking about hometown dates and is eager for Nick to meet her family nanny.

Raven opens up about her "daddy" being sick, and of course gets the group date rose. Danielle has a one-on-one and tells Nick her heart is open, and he responds by letting her go. For some reason the producers make her pack her own bags and she gets to make a teary goodbye to the remaining ladies.

Corinne takes this opportunity to head over to Nick's hotel room in her Louboutins and try to seduce him. He turns her down, wisely - he had sex with Caitlyn too early and knows this could be bad idea jeans. She is mortified and traipses back to her own room, rejected.

Rachel has the last one-on-one date, and it is "breezy." They make out, take advice from locals, and she admits she has never brought a white guy home to meet her family. Back at the house, Corinne is freaking out. Her sex panther act did not go well, and she feels like she is probably the one to go home. Nick talks to Chris Harrison and says he knows who is letting go, but there is love for this woman and he is sad. Real tears, folks. He decides to go tell the woman now, instead of putting her through a rose ceremony.

I assume he is coming to send Rachel home, since she's the next Bachelorette, but nope - he says NYET to our favorite Russian, Kristina. She gets a little testy with him - "you didn't give me a chance!" but downs her vodka and heads to the exit limo. Corinne is still nervous - Nick is "very unpredictable" - and doesn't know if she is safe or not. God, I hope not.

TO BE CONTINUED

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