Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Bandanas in Paradise

Sorry, but I haven't seen this many bandanas on girls since the late 1980s. What gives??

Sarah arrives and apparently ALSO hung out with Adam and Raven in Dallas over the break. What the hell kind of wild orgy happened that week? And why does everyone already know each other?? So she invites Adam on her date, although all the other girls try to push Ben Z on her, and they have a smashing time, complete with smooches. This makes Raven nervous, since the guys have the power this week.

Lacey whines her way into a date card, and then whines that she doesn't really like anyone. But she made out with Diggy before, and the girls need the guys' roses, so she invites him to the "most romantic place in Mexico." Which turns out to be the first stop on Jorge's Tour-ges, as they all three (!) ride horses on the beach. Yay, Jorge! Lacey is all smiles after the date, but the smile turns to eye-liner tears when Dominique and her braids arrive on the island.

Dom is interested in Diggy, and Taylor encourages this love-fest, much to Lacey's chagrin. Sure enough, they go out and have a hot and heavy time in the hot tub. Taylor tries to apologize to Lacey, but it's pretty low in emotional intelligence if you ask me.

Danielle M has not found love, and has a job offer to go help children in Africa. So she decides to leave paradise, just as bartender Wells realizes his feelings for her. He gives her a romantic smooch as she gets into the exit limo, and I have high hopes for these two.

The rest of the episode was a weird live show which once again talked about the Corinne-DeMario situation. And the Carly-Evan baby situation. Both of which I'm kind of tired of hearing about. But then DeMario came out and did such a good job, keeping his sense of humor and refusing to bad mouth Corinne or take the race card bait. Next week with Corinne should be interesting...


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