Is pregnancy attractive to guys? Because I'm getting some weird vibes lately. In Santa Barbara, I was walking down the street and a guy whistled at me. I literally turned around and asked, "me??" Because, duh. And after posting a "bump" photo on Friday, a guy who I have never met but we matched on a dating app a few years ago and randomly became FB friends started messaging me "hey sexy pregnant lady" etc. Plus a couple of guys I dated long ago came out of the woodwork and were like "we could have helped you have a baby for a lot less money and a lot more fun..."
SERIOUSLY?? Where have you dudes been the last 5 years?
Whatever. I do NOT feel cute so just find all of this hilarious, frankly.
IHGB #342: The Tortured Poets Department
3 days ago
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