Is there a doctor in the house?

So after a low fever, chills, nausea/lack of appetite and headache yesterday, I was convinced that I had the flu. Which I don't. My hypochondria knows no bounds - for the first 8 weeks of maternity leave, I literally had a headache every day. Must be a brain tumor, no? So I went and got a damn MRI (and beforehand worked myself up into a claustrophobic frenzy)...no tumor.

I guess the silver lining is I will be meeting my deductible in no time.