(Props to those who identified the title of this post as a classic quote from "Heathers.")
I guess it was inevitable. Last week, a close family member asked if I was gay. (Well technically, they asked if I liked kissing boys, but that's a slippery slope right there.) Stunned, I vented to friends about it, and a few other single girls have had similar experiences with their families. WTF - I guess older generations figure there's no other possible reason ladies in their 30s are still single. Well, here's one: I refuse to settle. (And there are obviously a myriad of other reasons, but I don't have the energy or enough alcohol to get into them here.)
So in closing: I am not gay. Just picky. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
IHGB #341: What Should I Read Next?
21 hours ago
Outting yourself as being straight over the holidays...always the trend setter!
ReplyDeleteWatched "Heathers" over the break with my bff...who had NEVER seen it! My response to her involved a chainsaw and the word "gently" if you catch my drift.