Probably no coincidence that V-Day rhymes with D-Day.

It looks like Valentine's Day threw up at Kroger. Seriously - I walked in and it hit me like a ton of bricks. Balloons. Flowers. Stuffed animals with "I Wuv You" written on them. If marketers were smart, they would put this crap in between the ice cream aisle and the wine aisle - for those of us who are not practicing V-Day this year. I could easily say "I Wuv You" to a bottle of Pinot. Just sayin'.