Nailed it.

On a whim, I decided to buy and apply fake French manicure nails on Saturday. I haven't worn fake nails in YEARS, and I'm starting to remember why:

*Can't use the remote
*Difficult to use the phone and iPad
*Tough opening a Diet DP


But on the positive side, Charlie likes me to scratch behind her ears with these things. Plus, and this probably goes back to the days of Lee Press-on Nails, I sound like a super cool secretary when I type on the keyboard. (Even though the amount of typos I'm typing with them is ludicrous.)