Sling-a-ding

Okay, I think someone needs to have an intervention. And I'm not talking about Amanda Bynes (but of course, she does). I'm talking about Mariah Carey and these ridiculous slings she has been wearing while she recovers from a shoulder injury:

I mean, seriously? Fur? Feathers? Studded leather? I have so many questions. WHY, first of all. And also, WHERE. Where does a person even go to find custom-made slings. And finally, HOW FREAKING MUCH DID THESE COST.

Okay, thanks for letting me vent. I feel better. (At least until I see the next photo of her out and about.)