You know you watch too much reality TV when:

You start recognizing people on one show who have been on a different show, and neither show is very good. For example:

A guy on the first episode of Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (which is actually amazeballs, but I digress) was a contestant on Sweet Home Alabama, a Bachelor-ish show for the southern folk. He proved to be a complete douche on both shows. At least he's consistent?

A woman on last week's Millionaire Matchmaker, Ariane (not the millionaire, but one of the women brought in to date one), was previously on Beverly Hills Nannies as one of the wives using a nanny in 90210. Clearly she is no longer a wife, but is also still posing for Playboy. Lovely.

All of this to say, I think I need to get HBO and Showtime and start watching more quality programming. But Bravo, why can't I quit you??