Do they make defibrillators for grass? Because I could use one.

The biggest issue I'm having with being a homeowner is the yard. Not even keeping the grass mowed - keeping the grass alive. I am only allowed to water two days a week, and there is no sprinkler system in the yard. So I've been using one of those little donuts in the front and the back, running back and forth every 20 minutes or so to move it to a different spot. A good workout, but not a good plan long-term.

So imagine my delight when this arrived yesterday. I bought two - one for the front, one for the back, and after testing them out I can safely say this is THE BEST $40 I HAVE EVER SPENT. Game-changer, people.

And yes, I realize it is very sad to get this excited about a sprinkler. Sue me.