Stripes and stripes forever

So my dog is strutting around in her new collar and leash from Henri Bendel, and I think we're in the wrong neighborhood for that now. If I was still living in Uptown, we would still be old, but at least somewhat hip and happening. In my current 'hood, no one gives a rat's ass. (Actually, no one probably gives a rat's ass in Uptown, either.) I guess I'll just enjoy it for myself - because damn it's a cute collar. So there.