Bite me, Kim Kardashian

Love how she's making a conscious effort to try to be single for a whole year. She said, "I've made a promise to myself and I'm going to try really hard to stick with it, but I'm such a hopeless romantic [and inexplicably have guys throwing themselves at her] that it's hard." Boo freaking hoo, Kimmy. Want to switch? You can enjoy 33 years of being single! It's a blast.