Top 10 Reasons Why Dating a Snowman Would Suck (besides the obvious):
10. His cold, icy stare. (This also applies to his embrace and his feet under the covers)
9. He doesn't HAVE feet. Scratch #1. But this is still problematic.
8. That damn corncob pipe. Nasty habit.
7. Tendency to hang out in the buff. A scarf doesn't cut it, bub.
6. When I'm hungry, his carrot nose gets nibbled on. And not in a sexy way.
5. Takes a lot of work to make - er, meet - his friends.
4. No fireside chats.
3. Or s'mores.
2. Or candlelit dinners.
Because, the #1 reason dating a snowman would suck...
1. HE MELTS, people.
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