Bachelorette, aka Emily Does Daisy Dukes

Another ridiculous episode.

The pros:
She got rid of Stevie.
And crazytown Alessandro (WTF).
Sean took off his shirt.
Emily's bff hitting on a shirtless Sean.
DOLLYWOOD.
The guys pouring some out for Shelly, the egg.
The fact that Shelly was finally cracked.

And the cons:
Kalon is still around. I think he wears lip balm.
Ryan seems to be on the verge of some sort of nervous breakdown.
So many short shorts, Em. Why so many short shorts.
Lots of dudes crying. Tony. Doug. Possibly Ryan in secret.
Sending Emily and Chris climbing up a building in a thunderstorm. Is this really as exciting as it's going to get? (Don't answer that.)


Next week: Bermuda. At least that means more topless dudes...