Back in my day, we had to walk a mile to school uphill in the snow - each way

Scary thought: if I were for some reason asked to speak to a class of high school sophomores (just go with me here), in talking about myself I would probably include when I was born. And to them, I would be someone "born in the 1900s."  Because they were born in 2000 and up. Dear god. DEAR GOD.