The Bachelor. Sigh.

Went to the Bachelor premiere party last night - it was pretty hilarious, although it was so loud we couldn't actually HEAR anything that was going on. Good thing I Tivo'd. Past Bachelorette contenders Tanner P (aka foot fetish) and Jeremy (who I am randomly friends with on Facebook) were there, as was Reality Steve, who ruined it by telling everyone who the eventual winner is. (NO SPOILERS HERE.) And apparently the "guest of honor" was the girl secretly dating evil Wes. She was wearing the weirdest outfit I have ever seen. Bygones.

So although I couldn't hear anything, here are just a few things worth mentioning.

*The man-scaper. Thank you Jesus.
*The girl with fangs. Um, Twilight is not that good.
*Lots of Bump-its, people. And bad prom do's.
*So many weird shoes. So little time.
*Still love that one girl slapped him.
*Nice zoom in on Deanna and Jenni's engagement/wedding rocks. Take THAT, Brad!
*Token single moms, but where are the token ethnic ladies??
*Previews: Seal? Really?
*Is it wrong that I would be giddy if he once again picked no one?